toskarin:

toskarin:

purplerider:

toskarin:

I’M LEAVING

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is it ok to ask what this purchase was about or

I was trying to find yaoi themed candy on etsy to send a friend and one of the mystery box things came in three sizes

now that I think about it I literally should have lied and said “a dildo” to save face because that’s way more normal

dduane:

whitepeopletwitter:

…wut.

battlevilla:

Hatsune Miku x Pokémon (Project VOLTAGE)

Miku as a Fighting-type Trainer by take

dilfelrond:

dilfelrond:

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

i feel i should clarify i am a mortuary science major

marxism-transgenderism:

marxism-transgenderism:

History youtubers need to be put down

jadeazora:

So now that we have all the pieces of Project Voltage art, which one is your favorite? They’re all really good, but I’m partial to the Flygon one personally!

daughter-of-sapph0:

the-pipisroom:

baconnwaffles1:

conarcoin:

conarcoin:

SOMEONE HAS BEATEN MINECRAFT IN UNDER A MINUTE

I REPEAT. SOMEONE HAS BEATEN MINECRAFT IN UNDER A MINUTE

ALT

this is actually set seed glitchless, you’re thinking of random seed glitchless (which the wr for is actually 7 min 45 sec)! this basically means that they know everything about the seed going in and are picking the most perfect seed. (the previous set seed record was 1 min 47 sec)

also this record uses a really cool strat where it uses the dragons velocity against itself and if you line things up perfectly you’re able to kill the dragon with a single shot of an arrow!

here is the video!

if you’ve ever been launched into the void off the top of a pillar by the ender dragon before, you know that the dragon tends to fling things around like crazy. this is because it’s center hitbox wants to push objects away really fast, proportional to how close it is to the center.

if you fire an arrow at the exact perfect spot (I’m talking insanely perfect - pixel and frame dependent, as well as needing the correct rng for the dragon’s flight path) then you can exploit this to have the arrow be launched at incredible speeds directly into the dragon’s hurtbox.

arrows in minecraft calculate their damage based on velocity. that’s why barely charging a bow does very weak damage, while fully charging a bow does much more. however, there isn’t a cap on this damage. you can theoretically one shot anything in the game no matter how strong, as long as you can get the arrow to travel fast enough. and that’s exactly what happens here.

the final minute barrier being broken for ssg just shows how much dedication and commitment and knowledge and willpower the entire minecraft speedrunning community has.

disteal:

disteal:

I hate gay people so much. I haven’t been able to hear an imagine dragons song on the radio or in a shop without my brain just IMMEDIATELY being flooded with ‘Okay im imagining his dragon’. People think i just rly hate imagine dragons with the way my face reacts but i don’t im literally fighting such a personal battle against saying something fruity abt mr dragons out of nowhere because the shit gay people say online is so funny

Okay, I’m imagining his dragon

oliviawebsite:

*cums and immediately tabs over to “soup recipes”* hm. i dont know if id call that a “minestrone” personally…

thememedaddy: